DR. ALAN FORREST: A CHIROPRACTOR FOR THE FAMILY

Originally published in Astro Caster magazine

Being in the Motion Picture and Television Industry, it’s essential to address problems with your body as they appear. Leaving the aches and pains for another day can be detrimental to the health of any entertainment mogul. After all, PAIN HAS A PURPOSE and it is NOT in your best interest to dull it with medication and iron hard willpower.

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Seeking Sushi

The faded conveyor belt slowly chugged along as the employee behind the register rang up items in the local mom n’ pop shop. Alice was fascinated by his monotone voice and pock marked skin. A stoner? She wondered what he ate when he got the munchies from the devil’s lettuce. She would’ve made homemade sweet potato gnocchi. Or perhaps fresh mushroom risotto with plenty of herbs and garlic and parmigiano straight from the cow. She salivated at the thought but also felt the telltale pit in her stomach that had been plaguing her for months now.

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Asphodel

The regulator circulates oxygen like Darth Vader. 
I am the caveman forehead of garibaldi.                                                                   
Cilium itches from plastic tang.                                                                                  
Fermenting surf churns above but  Continue reading